Pandora's Box of Wonderful

YouTube Video Streams Top 1 Billion

pandorasboxofwonderful — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 21:26:06 +0000

When we first got the internet when I was a little kid, the first website I ever surfed was about Sailor Moon. Here I have another article about our incredible technological age.

Youtube Video Streams Top 1 Billion

When the Thrill of Blogging is Gone

pandorasboxofwonderful — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 21:21:31 +0000

A New York Times article about the rise and decline of the blogosphere.

“According to a 2008 survey by Technorati, which runs a search engine for blogs, only 7.4 million out of the 133 million blogs the company tracks had been updated in the past 120 days. That translates to 95 percent of blogs being essentially abandoned, left to lie fallow on the Web, where they become public remnants of a dream — or at least an ambition — unfulfilled.”

Blogs Falling in an Empty Forest

The Saga of Blood Ninja

pandorasboxofwonderful — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 07:24:27 +0000

Ok, so apparently I’m the last person in the internet to hear about this guy. The brilliant and obviously under occupied Blood Ninja has a taste for seducing young girls into cyber sex fraught with mind games, and his collective works would have had me laughing milk out of my nose if I’d been drinking milk.

Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey…
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don’t see it.
Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Bloodninja: Don’t f**k with me biznitch, I’m the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don’t ever message me again you piece.
Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik’s evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it’s getting hard now.
Bloodninja: Baby?

Read the rest at The Saga of Blood Ninja.

The Beard Song

pandorasboxofwonderful — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 07:13:23 +0000

Aaaaaaaah, the Beard Song.

This shit would make me squeal with delight like a two year old if I was in fucking Auschwitz.

Flash Mob Dance Party

pandorasboxofwonderful — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 06:10:00 +0000

This one guy manages to inspire a flash mod dance party. Love this. I’d fuck this guy.

Total Eclipse of the Heart: Literal Remix

pandorasboxofwonderful — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 06:08:00 +0000

This is fucking brilliant. I just don’t know how they got it all to rhyme?!?

“It started out as Hogwarts, now its Lord of the Flies! Total Eclipse of the Heart!”

Naked People Dot Com

pandorasboxofwonderful — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 05:50:25 +0000

This entire website caters to that oh so human question, “I wonder what that guy looks like naked?

Click and ye shall find.

Naked People Dot Com

Blasphemy Challenge

pandorasboxofwonderful — Sun, 31 May 2009 17:50:32 +0000

Ok. You’ve convinced me to become a Christian.

Helen Keller Simulator

pandorasboxofwonderful — Sun, 31 May 2009 17:47:30 +0000

This website simulates what it’s like to be Helen Keller:

HelenKellerism.com

KH(Ax)N

pandorasboxofwonderful — Sun, 31 May 2009 17:43:57 +0000

When Google examined the average number of A’s people were using to search Captain Kirk’s famous line, they found a curious spike around the fifty mark.

Best graph ever.