When we first got the internet when I was a little kid, the first website I ever surfed was about Sailor Moon. Here I have another article about our incredible technological age.
YouTube Video Streams Top 1 Billion
June 28, 2009 by pandorasboxofwonderfulWhen the Thrill of Blogging is Gone
June 28, 2009 by pandorasboxofwonderfulA New York Times article about the rise and decline of the blogosphere.
“According to a 2008 survey by Technorati, which runs a search engine for blogs, only 7.4 million out of the 133 million blogs the company tracks had been updated in the past 120 days. That translates to 95 percent of blogs being essentially abandoned, left to lie fallow on the Web, where they become public remnants of a dream — or at least an ambition — unfulfilled.”
The Saga of Blood Ninja
June 8, 2009 by pandorasboxofwonderfulOk, so apparently I’m the last person in the internet to hear about this guy. The brilliant and obviously under occupied Blood Ninja has a taste for seducing young girls into cyber sex fraught with mind games, and his collective works would have had me laughing milk out of my nose if I’d been drinking milk.
Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey…
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don’t see it.
Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Bloodninja: Don’t f**k with me biznitch, I’m the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don’t ever message me again you piece.
Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik’s evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it’s getting hard now.
Bloodninja: Baby?
Read the rest at The Saga of Blood Ninja.
The Beard Song
June 8, 2009 by pandorasboxofwonderfulAaaaaaaah, the Beard Song.
This shit would make me squeal with delight like a two year old if I was in fucking Auschwitz.
Flash Mob Dance Party
June 4, 2009 by pandorasboxofwonderfulThis one guy manages to inspire a flash mod dance party. Love this. I’d fuck this guy.
Total Eclipse of the Heart: Literal Remix
June 4, 2009 by pandorasboxofwonderfulThis is fucking brilliant. I just don’t know how they got it all to rhyme?!?
“It started out as Hogwarts, now its Lord of the Flies! Total Eclipse of the Heart!”
Naked People Dot Com
June 4, 2009 by pandorasboxofwonderfulThis entire website caters to that oh so human question, “I wonder what that guy looks like naked?
Click and ye shall find.
Blasphemy Challenge
May 31, 2009 by pandorasboxofwonderfulOk. You’ve convinced me to become a Christian.
Helen Keller Simulator
May 31, 2009 by pandorasboxofwonderfulThis website simulates what it’s like to be Helen Keller:
KH(Ax)N
May 31, 2009 by pandorasboxofwonderfulWhen Google examined the average number of A’s people were using to search Captain Kirk’s famous line, they found a curious spike around the fifty mark.
Best graph ever.
